“Worth more than all the Instagram-likes”
“the Last place on earth, with the ban?”
“AUGUSTA. Throw you into the wall, the influencers!”
“When The Masters are crashing in time we see no selfiesticks and sponsored posts.”
“Here we are looking at the golf in its purest form.”
“So we were finally back in the golf Mecca.”
“Here everything is the same. The grass is just as green as usual, the plants are in full bloom and thousands of plufsiga yanks in the ugly polo shirts are flooding banområdet to immediately set a course to the shop and burn a half of annual income on souvenirs.”
“Yes, Masters week is special. It is the always.”
“Not just because it is Augusta National we’re talking about (and what it means), but perhaps even more because it is the first majorn of the year.”
“We actually have not played majorgolf on eight (!) months.”
“But now the time has come again, and for us English golffantaster is Masters week, almost equivalent to a feast.”
“that”Unlike everything else””
“It is only now – after several months of darkness, snöblask, close to the beach public transportation and 486 SHL-round in hockey – we can finally pallra us up in the attic and bring out the golf clubs.”
“this is the start of the season.”
“That, to top it all are The Masters, which kicks in once it all does not make things worse…”
“That Tiger Woods said at his press conference on Tuesday:
“”This is unlike any other golf tournament.”
“We are the many who write in on it.”
“Augusta National has always upheld its ancestry and traditions, and of course, you can have viewpoints on. It is only now that the last vestiges of gender and racial discrimination really starting to disappear, which of course should have happened much, much earlier.”
“But there are also traditions that adds something to the competition.”
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“”No distractions””
“It is thus – to this day, in the year 2019 – strictly forbidden to take the handset out of the banområdet. Probably is Augusta National the last place on the globe where a crowd of thousands gather without a single mobile phone.”
“But I like it. And the players do also.”
“It means automatically that the audience come here to watch golf rather than chasing likes on Instagram, and it is – you should know – liberating.”
“– That is what makes this race unique, ” says Tiger Woods.”
“– We get to see golf in its purest form. Compared with other contests, there are no distractions. The audience stays outside the ropes and out on the track, it is just us players and our caddies. I think this is why the very best of mexico is played right here.”
“He has a point, Tiger Woods.”
“Is there anything we have learned over the years, it is that The Masters always offer high-class golf, thrilling entertainment and nail-biting suspense.”
“The only thing we should do is to sit back and enjoy the show, it is still impossible to predict how it will go.”
“But … surely we should try?”
“Okay then. Here comes my tips:
“Either he or Dustin Johnson.”
“Or Xander Schauffele.”
“And Tiger Woods should never count away. And Henrik Stenson can so clearly lightnings to now when he has his old servant Fanny Sunesson on the bag. And gut still says that it is time for Jordan Spieth to find their game again. Then you really want to Ricke Fowler to finish to get the win a major. He or Tommy Fleetwood. “
“Someone will get to pull on a green jacket on Sunday. But all of you who choose to look will also feel like a winner.”