Of the grain is a daily satirical look from Dagbladet journalists.
Jon Helgheim (Frp) do not believe in man-made climate change. Still have konspirasjonsteoretikeren, as to the daily work of shaping the nation in the progress picture, taken the trouble to solve the climate crisis.
Or. Not quite. But he has found the solution to the problems resulting from migration in the wake of climate change. For example, that all the nations of the earth is decreasing because the sea rises. On Thursday he took to social media to give us the answers:
We need neither help them or feel any responsibility to do that, believe drammenseren. We must just say no. They need not come here. They just have to adapt instead. When circumstances change, must also people do it.
It is easiest is often the best. Is it cold outside? Dress on you. Are you poor? Be rich.
Sinking land? Oh my god man, sharpen you! To borrow from Helgheims Twitter feed: “Heard about Holland? Most of the land lies slightly below sea level.”
Is it dry? Take a shower.
We may, incidentally, also not do something with it, believe Helgheim. And besides, what would there have been? To quote him again: “Is your answer to move Bangladesh here?”
No, for God’s sake do not look to Norway. It is no better here than in countries such as sinks. Drammen is the Maldives. Oslo West is Bangladesh. It is difficult to adapt to in Norway. Helgheim again: “A country that for half the year consists of ice, freezing temperatures and snow is no good starting point.”
should not come surprising to some that the credibility of the Un intergovernmental panel on climate change is low in the Progress. This should be the world’s so-called top scientists understood a long time ago.
Because it soon is christmas and we should be in the generous corner, must we still give Helgheim bit right: It can be challenging to adapt to the nordic climate.
But I know not surely whether it will be any easier to get used to Helgheim.
