1) Who is the father of Jesus?
a) the power of The holy spirit. b) Joseph. c) Santa claus.
2) Have you obtained julenek?
a) Think I have a on time. b) I use about again it from last year. c) Hold the grispraten Their for Them even.
3) What is the meaning of “to dale down in the hide”?
a) It was something the guys in the woods were doing when they trained with a parachute, and then went lønnlig among us. b) Invasion from outer space. c) Fall through the roof of the woodshed.
4) Who has written the christmas story?
a) Alf pr ¿ysen. b) Luke. c) Levi Henriksen.
5) What exactly is myrrh?
a) Oldtidas answer on Medox. b) Funny kind of christmas gift. c) Drugs that is king.
6) What does the phrase white christmas?
a) Disaster. Christmas without beer, liquor, and cigar. b) That you have to go out and shovel. c) That the climate crisis is called off.
7) What do you want for christmas?
a) What do you want for yourself, your fool? b) Only the merging of the packages under the tree. c) I Have not asked Them to keep grispraten Their for Them even?
8) What do you eat on christmas eve?
a) Crispy fried ribs with pinnekjøtt, syltelabber, boiled cod, sauerkraut, red cabbage, Norwegian meatballs, kålrabistappe, tyttebærsyltetøy, christmas porridge and lutefisk. b) Fat, æsså. c) Sausage with lompe.
9) do you love christmas music?
a) I hate all kinds of music, I. b) No, in the christmas season is the accordion as usual. c) sometimes I completely Bing in the bowl.
10) What decorate the tree with?
a) Which three? b) empty Bottles. c) a Good mood.
11) Have you ever known you lonely in the christmas season?
a) don’t Take it. b) No, never. NEVER, I say! c) It depends on if I’ve got hold of a julenek.
12) do you agree in that it is only christmas once a year?
a) Yes. b) No. c) are Just nonsense. Home with me is it christmas the year around.
13) If you were given a choice between christmas and easter, what would you choose?
a) It is like to choose between the lobster and the canary. b) It depends on the chicken, if you know what I mean. c) To make revolution, one must crush some eggs.
14) What is the meaning of the christmas party for you?
a) Fight on the cards. b) Tylenol and cold packs. c) Conversation with the boss and the parting on the red paper.
15) are you looking forward to christmas?
a) Yes. b) No. c) don’t Know.
