“Sit and sunbathe in front of the garage, Isabella!”

“I remember my mother and my aunt in the sun.”

“It is my childhood the month of march and they are sitting at dad’s garage.”

“my Father has an ugly flap clearance which is of the clamshell variety. To the bargain bajsbrun. Talk about asking for it for his husfasads aesthetics.”

“Mother Anita and aunt Eva are located on either utsläpad kitchen chair and leaning against the dark surface, which absorbs the heat and almost burned.”

“Between them they have a thermos of coffee, sandwiches and some homemade cookies. Small, bright cakes with pink edge baked always an aunt, I have forgotten what they are called, but we called them always sandkakor.”

“We ran up and back and begging cakes until ”råttet was mågat” the mother said in the astonished förargelsen over to have such ungrateful children.”

“I saw adult women, which for me was only two serfs mothers and nothing else. I looked at them where they sat with their heads leaned backwards slightly so that the sun would sizzle a bit on the februarivita geléhuden. I stayed up and felt sorry for them.”

“it Was all life was for them? Boring sandwiches at the garage.”

“Herrgud so sickening to become an adult, I remember that I thought.”

“So terribly sad life they must live if they think that it is fun.”

“I wonder if Isabella Löwengrip has been against an ap clearance sometime?”

“I wonder if she knows that it is almost better than a beach in Dubai?”

“Isabella Löwengrip was criticised for its flying, explained that she would ”gröntvätta” their activities and look over all the parts of the company.”

“Then she took the weekend in Doha, Qatar.”

“It takes six hours to fly to Qatar. But first you have to pack, buy expensive tickets, getting to the airport, check in and wait and fly and get dry skin in the cabin, land with flaps for the ears, wait for the bag, take a taxi to the hotel, sit a while on the toilet (because the flights leading to constipation)”

“Then should you dress in a bikini, take a beautiful image with the right leg in front of the other and so it is time to go home again.”

“Isabella, you have a large nice house. Surely you have a garage, you may even have a double!”

“Brewing a thermos franskrost, buy some miljonbröd from Fabrique as Vasastan celebs like, broad, thick layer of Bregott and enjoy!”

“I know that you and many others want to have the sun, and it’s there. It is available in Qatar, and it is at my dad’s garage. It is free, it is democratic, it is ekocertifierad.”

“I’m forty years old and I have become my mother and my aunt.”

“I pull out my kitchen chair and sit on the patio.”

“I have a cup of coffee and Saturday’s big crossword.”

“I’m the happiest serfs woman in the southeast of Småland.”

“▪ Read in Svenska Dagbladet on koldioxiddammsugaren on the Island and now it is all I can think of.”

“▪ I decided to buy a cordless vacuum cleaner because they ”suck as good as a regular vacuum cleaner”. Now they where 1 700 crowns all I can think of.”