Bernard Thévenet remains a key figure in the Tour de France caravan. The double winner of the Grande Boucle (1975 and 1977) works within Amaury Sport Organization after having taken over the management of the prestigious Critérium du Dauphiné since 2010. “Nanard” as the French public nicknamed him took a few minutes from his busy schedule to answer our quirky questionnaire via an exchange of text messages around the Grande Boucle.