Sandwiched between klimabekymringer and #meto is steak & blowjobdagen and putter. It does not so much attention to itself anymore: Time is not on its side.
do you Eat a steak, are you a klimasynder, and is counting on you with a blow, you might as well expect a small, but stubbornly Facebookhold by awesome feminists in the neck that refuses to see the humour in the concept, and which seem, to your rigid penis is just the legal urgent. If the (dilleren and the day) as not just passed over in deafening silence.
we have Therefore created this small guide that is both climate – and women-friendly.
If you forgot to make something special out of Valentine’s day, we might as well say it as it is: Your journey toward the promised bread/steak become uphill. One must always remember to water the lawn.
You have about a day to make good the damage. Send just five loving sms, which is not only about what you will do to her in bed. Book a weekend to Paris. Surprise her with a pick up of the pups and have the food ready when she comes home. And yes, listen interested, be present, give a massage later, you know – be a good girlfriend.
Already here, she might be suspicious of: do you Expect something sexual from me? It she must as far as possible do not think, for sexforventninger becomes a feeling of pressure, which turns into stress, which turns into anger, which becomes shrivelled the mucous membrane and turned away back.
So you must, in other words, dancing on the thinnest line and be extremely specious. You must not mention B&B-day, but you may want to make sure that you have a common free period in the calendar Thursday.
Sexperterne – 7. feb. 2017 – at. 21:05 Six things the man is thinking, when he gets a blowjob
You should not expect, that your boyfriend, how happy for both steaks and windy conditions she may be, goes down and buys a møghund of a steak at your local butcher this week: She knows that the butcher knows that she knows that it is steak & blowjobdag. So rain not with the help away.
And then there is the it with, that you will not be a Trumplignende klimasynder that eat the little children’s future.
Your format will be judged by the size of your victim. Thus, dropping the thick, juicy motherfucker of a entrecôte.
‘Listen-hov’, squeal you belittled, wronged and krænkelsesparat, meat is my right. Meat is mandigt.
Yes. That’s it. But today you need to learn how to make celery-steaks.
The Swedish ‘German’ chefs Werner and Werner had a recurring pay off in the program Nöjesmassakren: ‘It goes lika bra with celery.’
You take them at their word. You buy a rodselleri. It is them that looks like a cross between a potato on steroids and a roe. So that cuts you the in thick slices, two to three centimeters, across the fibers …
Selleribøfferne dobbeltpanerer you and fry in excessive amounts of butter. If you take it klimaveganske seriously, you choose, of course, Danish rapeseed oil instead of animal fats – unless you really go all in and eat your selleribøf raw, just warmed up to fever-temperature between your blegfede thighs.
no matter what you do, we can promise one thing:
It tastes in no way like a steak.
Evil tongues will say that it tastes like … celery.
It is here, you will be glad that it is only (a celery)steak & blowjobdag once a year.
Sex & cohabitation – 22. feb. 2017 – at. 08:45 Women do not like blowjob
Steak is left on the tallerknen. The included porridge, which tastes like moldy ribs, is also not drunk. Your girlfriend is impressed by your co2 efforts.
You should still not expect that she puts up on his knees between your legs and blowing in your vegan kødfløjte. She must still feel, that there are no expectations for anything.
if she have mercy on themselves and lick for your sake, you run the risk of it parched ‘nice girl, bored-blow’, which is worse than no blow.
So you take the dishes and the nulrer her ears in front of the fjerneren, where she falls drooling in sleep.
the lists out with the dog and find the nearest kødpusher and trøstespiser, while you are dreaming of a brothel, which keeps mærkedagen upheld.
Are you single, do you just directly to a brothel.
do you Think that it somehow feels wrong to be spoiled by a sexarbejder, whether you are single or not, you can invest in the Autoblow 2, as Sexperterne have tested including:
INCLUDING telling the danes about their steak & blow-habits:
