The Zurich transport companies are touchingly concerned about us. Every few minutes we will be asked by a friendly recorded voice, to us, to sit if possible, not too early to get up. But actually, it is far from sufficient. If the VBZ were really worried about our safety, they would have to expand the call urgently. Like this:
“dear passengers, please fold up your folding knife to during the tram ride. If you hold on, make sure that you get a rod and not the hair of your neighbor. You don’t lick the stop from the bar, or only when your immune system is intact. You don’t sneeze in the newspaper that you forgot then on the seat. You don’t keep your Smartphone in a way that it breaks them in case of emergency braking, the nose. You provoke no passengers that are bigger than you. You provoke no Smaller, which can be toxic, or maybe you have a folding knife. Try not to stick your head in the newspaper boxes. You do not, or only with blunt knitting needles. You don’t kick the dogs of their fellow passengers on the paws. And use ear plugs, if this prevention campaign, leading them gradually to bounce on a leg through the Tram. So you are safe on the road with the VBZ.”
Created: 14.11.2019, 16:52 PM
