“You have become fat.

In the genital area is the rust.

Not the fault of christmas, you were fat in august

And in Cinderella…

is akevitten that we have once again been cast up.”

The resort a gaudy poinsettia on the top of the Spotify-list. Hockey player Erik Follestad and celebrity-celebrity Linni Meisters “Juletragedien”. At the time of writing is the song played over 5 million times since it was released in the end of november. It is as tjuktflytende bend over juleklassikerne to Mariah Carey, Wham! and Maria Mena. And it is not alone to be impossible to ignore, where it flashes in red, green, and gold as a plastikkjuletre from Claes Olsen: On Spotify-fourth place we find the track “Now it’s christmas” with the various bloggers I’ve never heard of. On the twelfth place is situated russekongen To with “Hope santa can afford”. In addition, the Disaster released “It was santa claus”, about a mild said mislykka christmas party. While the Norwegian kjendisfjernsyns enfant terrible, Frank Løke, has released “Christmas at ActionFrank”. A song that includes the immortal description lines: “Now is the christmas / at ActionFrank / chef is full / and the brain is blank / Now it’s christmas / at ActionFrank / You get a body in the gift / lovely and slim.”

The best of Frank Løkes new song is that he’s not singing it yourself

It is a fact: Drittmusikken has taken over christmas season in the year.

But, as the angel is said to have told shepherds in the field: “Fear not!”. There are people out there that take the same.

specifically, Rein Alexander in an interview with NRK. Where, he believed that this new partyjulemusikken simply isn’t christmas music at all.

– do Not believe that these songs are anything other than shit, for that is what it is. Calling a spade a spade and teach your children that this is just nonsense, ” said Rein Alexander.

– If it is growing up a generation that will believe that music, art or humor to be associated with this, then the world turned on its head.

Reindeer Alexander has right. As a musical product has these songs as little value as the coals in the stocking stuffers. But he is also thoroughly mistaken when he says that it is not christmas music. The tradition for it between christmas is much older than him even. The christmas season plays out, after all, out of the two axes. The religious, ettertenksomme, grateful. And the rølpete, julebordskåte, pagan. Juleblot!

With its established symbolism, the fusion of christian and pagan traditions, a focus on food, drink, family and ekstremkonsum, the christmas season is made for satire and parody, carnival, and spectacle.

We can start with “We wish you a merry christmas”.

An innocent christmas song.

Apparently.

For many hundreds of years ago was, among other things, this poorer people, workers in the England song when they went is made into with the kingdom of god. But unlike today, they went no further if they did not have candy in the bag. According to the book “Stories behind the great traditions of christmas” by Ace Collins, was tekstlinja “we won’t leave until we get some” a hidden threat. If julebukkene were not satisfied with food and drink, they could just as easily robbe throughout the house.

christmas music that will get Alf pr ¿ysen to turn himself in the grave

the Release of Bing Crosbys “White Christmas” set in 1942, the standard for the modern commercial julelåta. But the rough tullejulelåtene was in place long before. At the beginning of the trettitallet gave a Piabet guy named Ben Light, known for sexual humor and ” “The guy who put the dix in Dixie”, the song “Christmas balls”. It was about a man who would like to hang julekulene their on a woman’s christmas tree.

Elvis in 1957 released “Elvis’ christmas album” was there a big hullabaloo. Elvis presley-christmas was by definition an erotic christmas. Irving Berlin, the composer behind “White christmas”, tried hard to stop Elvis’ version of the song. It was perceived as so bad taste, that a radio DJ was fired for playing it, according to the book “Sleigh ride, jingle bells, silent night – A cultural history of American christmas songs”. With other words: The people at any time have meant is “bad taste” abound in the christmas season.

Poor taste is a juletradisjon.

Poor taste is a hundred times more important than that sworn is crazy.

What is the the worst christmas song? Can it be Los del Río “Macarena christmas”, The Cheeky girls’ “Have a cheeky christmas”, Bon Jovis “Back door Santa”, “Insane Clown Posse: “Murder city Xmas,” New Kids on the Block “Funky, funky christmas”, Spice Girls “Christmas wrapping”, our very own Espen Eckbo and Boyzvoice-classic “Let me be your father christmas”?

Or maybe one of the tracks from “Viggo & Reidar sings christmas – a christmas in the container” by Tom Mathiesen and Herodes falsk from 1985?

the Christmas season in Norway is more than Jussi Björling. It is actually just like the Aqua sing in their “Spin me your christmas” from 2009:

“Whether you love or hate it,

oh-oh-oh (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) (Yeah)

You’re gonna celebrate it, oh-oh-oh”.

They gave the world the song “Fairytale of New York”. So they met their tragic fate