“An incomprehensible decision and an embarrassing joke”
“So are the entries in the Melodifestivalen first semi-final”
“Some traditions should not be broken.”
“the First field in the Eurovision song contest must contain at least a comprehensible decision and an embarrassing joke.”
“this year, unfortunately, there is Wiktoria, who takes the strange decision.”
“There are three rules in the contest:”
“1. Sing a ballad.”
“2. Sing a ballad.”
“3. Sing a ballad.”
“Unless you named Sanna Nielsen, then you can sing whatever the hell that time and still go on.”
“We remember well how Nielsen competed with ”I’m In love” in 2011. “
“It was not a contribution. It was a foul.”
“Nielsen proved, however, that you can go directly to the final with absolutely nothing.”
“Before Sanna Nielsen thought that it at least needed a song that the artists would get set up in the Eurovision song contest. For me it says something about it in the rulebook.”
“But to call ”I’m In love” for a song is about as incorrect as to say that an owl can drive the tractor.”
“Nielsen proved, however, that you can go directly to the final with absolutely nothing.”
“Wiktoria hardly has the same status as balladdrottningen from Bromölla. She needs a strong contribution in order to be able to fly.”
“And, unfortunately, is ”Not with me” as the right colorless, at least during the first playback of the songs. It is the most boring song that Wiktoria has competed with so far. ”Save me” and ”As I lay me down” sparkled considerably more.”
“It remains to be seen if the song selection is foolhardy, or successful. “
“Now maybe someone drämmer his fist in the dipskålen and roars:”
“”But Felix Sandman went to the final in the last year with a ballad!””
“Yes, it is true. But just the printer, ”Every single day”, was in this respect more original.”
“the Ballads have on the whole more difficult to assert themselves in the competition. It is simply more difficult for the viewers to eat chips and popcorn to the slow songs about unrequited love. Snacks taste worse when you chew in slow motion.”
“Wiktoria had in all cases been able to make it easier for themselves.”
“Arja Saijonmaas let a grand ryggplask”
“it seems the entrance to the final is blocked by, figuratively speaking, two beefy bouncers with their arms crossed.”
“The one called Nano, which returns with ”Chasing rivers”, a burly Spotify gospel with the classic message not to go over the river to fetch water, type.”
“The other named Jill Johnson. Sorry, Anna Bergendahl, it shall be understood to be.”
“Bergendahl contribution ”Ashes to Ashes” has musically nothing in common with her infamous Eurovision fiasco ”This is my life”.”
“In the day, she lets like a completely different artist. Her comeback in the competition is rather countrypop who would be able to sit in the hammock in the ”Jills veranda”.”
“And the embarrassing joke?”
“There is nothing wrong with the Arja Saijonmaa but not even she can make some sense of the grandiose ryggplasket ”My four seasons”.”
“Anna Bergendahl. It would be very surprising if not the song ”Ashes to Ashes” was P4-the audience’s choice on Saturday. “
“Larsson’s varningnWiktoria. Will probably get outdo himself on stage to get top four. “
