‘I am pleased with the honor. It is such a shame not to be in Denmark and receive the cod, when you can finally get something useful out of the Extra Blade.’
How is the finance minister Kristian Jensen (V) jubilant reaction to the announcement that he of the readers has been named to this Year’s Nytårstorsk 2018.
But if he regret that he is not at home to take against the big fish, so he could have gone to be with to travel away, not? How hard can it be?
Jensen is nytårstorsk number 42, and he is also a second reason historically. Shall never earlier has a cod been named because of a bet that is a dozen years back.
Jensen founded which has grown at the disassembly of the TAX, which is the reason why the Danish treasury in the day is a smoking ruinhob.
The efforts overshadowed among readers both Thomas Castle money laundering in Danske Bank and the Danish prime minister, Lars Loop dance with kvotekonger with more. the
Drawing: Morten Ingemann
Good news
I had wearing me my smoking, butterfly and balsko.
A cod at 5.3 kg – $ 900 – and two bottles of brandy I had bought, and I had been framed Morten Ingemann fine drawing, so I was ready for the solemn prize-giving ceremony.
First I called Jensen’s spin doctor, Christopher Arzrouni, and he was understandably happy:
– No, that is very nice. It was a really good news.
– Yes, isn’t it? Where and when shall I come with cod?
– No, he is in Norway.
– In Norway?! Last year was Anders Samuelsen up there, when he should receive the cod, and now Kristian Jensen.
– Yeah, but Norway is a nice country.
It is Denmark. I could not come up with the cod, but the agreement was that Jensen should instead call.
he did just do not. Cod and I sat for several hours and waited in vain by the phone.
eventually, there came instead a mail with comments on the election.
I rang again to spin doctor Arzrouni:
– We had an agreement that Kristian Jensen would call.
– Yes, that I figured that he would. It is a little difficult. He is in Trysil, and even I am in Sweden.
What is it with the people? What is there in the way with the new year in the fatherland?
Jensen announces in the email that he does not think he deserves to get the cod alone are:
‘I mean that I share the honor with my eight followers that has grown, since they all have a big share of the credit and the responsibility for the fish.’
But it could be pretty. We should give a cod to them all, it would threaten the cod stock, and in addition, all of the former and the present has grown well bortrejste, so it could take months to get the fish delivered.
Kristian Jensen is the first in Denmark 7. January, and that means that he also fails H. M. the Queen’s nytårstaffel. Both the majesty and the cod shall look in vain for the man.
When Jensen returned, we find an opportunity to present to him the visible evidence of the great glory.
However, we will buy a new cod. It, like Jensen has failed, will come to Fedtekælderen in Christianshavn, where it will delight the homeless.
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Torsketal
Now the Danish prime minister, Lars Løkke Rasmussen (V) enough sour again. Last year he was offended that he was not nominated for Ekstra Nytårstorsk.
After a behjertet bet he was so again this year. For not less than the ninth time. But he took the chance. Not only was he beaten by Danske Bank’s former hvidvaskeriejer Thomas Castle, but also – and this is probably worse – by the finance minister Kristian Jensen (V).
Jensen is the meant to be the Loop’s successor as leader of the Left, and now he is him already in the flower beds, when it’s about cod.
the Loop should probably start to look over his shoulder.
Jensen’s victory is roughly one-fifth of the votes entitled sovereign, and one might have a feeling that he has more cod in.
7082 have voted. Thank you for that and thank you for the many kind words Morten Ingemann and I, the undersigned, came with the votes.
Here are the figures
1358
1146
1032
973
665
661
388
352
268
239
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Uffe Ellemann-Jensen: A great glory
the Former Left leader and former foreign minister Uffe Ellemann-Jensen has the record as the winner of the Extra Magazine Nytårstorsk. No fewer than five times he has scored the big fish, and he asks, hopeful, as I catch him on the phone:
– I’ve got it again?
– No, it … No, it has Kristian Jensen.
– Yes, so I’d like to wish him congratulations. It is a great honour.
– you Mean, he is a worthy successor to you?
– Well, yes, it’s a good start, but there is a lot to live up to. I hope that he makes himself clear.
– When I look at the list of Ekstra Nytårstorsk through the years, I can’t avoid noting that the Left fills very much. Do you have an explanation for it?
– We love cod!
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member of parliament René Brusvang
Sømandsformand Preben Møller Hansen
Partistifter Erhard Jakobsen
the Aalborg mayor Marius Andersen
Minister of foreign affairs Uffe Ellemann-Jensen
Minister of foreign affairs Uffe Ellemann-Jensen
Transport minister Arne Melchior
Interior minister Britta Schall Holberg
best known Isi non-european ethnic background
DBU-chairman Carl Nielsen
member of the Danish parliament Mogens Camre
health Minister Elsebeth Kock-Petersen
Minister of foreign affairs Uffe Ellemann-Jensen
president of the Danish parliament, H. P. Clausen
foreign Minister Uffe Ellemann-Jensen
police commissioner Poul Eefsen
Transport minister Kaj Ikast
minister of Culture Jytte Hilden
Danish Prime minister Poul Nyrup Rasmussen
party leader Uffe Ellemann-Jensen
Danish Prime minister Poul Nyrup Rasmussen
minister of economic affairs Marianne Effect
Danish Prime minister Poul Nyrup Rasmussen
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Mayor Peter Brixtofte
member of parliament Jacob Buksti
Prince Joachim of denmark
real estate agent Hanne Nørrisgaard
Imam Abu Laban
member of the Danish parliament Jørgen Poulsen
minister of Integration Birthe Rønn Hornbech
Mayor Klaus Bondam
Minister for the environment Karen Ellemann
Prime minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
Prime minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
party leader Lars Løkke Rasmussen
party leader Lars Løkke Rasmussen
member of parliament Carl Holst
the European Parliament member Morten Messerschmidt
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