DBU’s top has a remarkably flat learning curve. So has director Claus Bretton-Meyer spent several years to prove that he is utterly unfit to negotiate with the players.

however, they elected him also the task in the year, and once again he managed to get it all to go up in the hat and glasses. In close cooperation with the Spillerforeningens director, Mads Øland, begribeligvis.

With the fairness, which is a characteristic of the committee which selects the candidates for the Ekstra Nytårstorsk, they are both nominated to win the big honors. And when they have kvajet together, they should probably also receive the cod together.

Maybe it works uortodokst, but also earlier in the Ekstra Nytårstorsks more than 40-year history has the two been nominated together.

the Bretton-Meyer’s successes at forhandlingsområdet can be counted at an extremely clumsy skovarbejders hand, while his failures are as numerous as the stars.

the Man joined in 2014. The years expired the male landsholdsspilleres agreement with DBU, but negotiations on a new agreement was postponed, as the Bretton-Meyer could do in the matter.

Not that it helped anything, that is.

February 2015 he pitched to. 40-60 players or potential players received a letter:

’Go 17 percent down in pay, and sign an individual agreement with DBU, otherwise we will find some others.’

No one wrote below, but forhandlingsklimaet he had just destroyed. After long negotiations with the Island agreed a new collective agreement, similar to Bretton-Meyer’s presentation immensely a little.

Since it appeared that he did not understand the agreement, Oland had persuaded him to.

At arbitration by the DIF’s court of appeal was DBU ordered to pay 2.8 million to Spillerforeningen. The judgment meant that DBU does not as expected saved three annual million with the new agreement. the
Drawing: Morten Ingemann
Deadlock
Last year it was mad again. The Bretton-Meyer had to negotiate a new agreement for the female players, and he acted in a way that can get a hippo in an ice rink to seem quite elegant.

once again, demonstrated the pair Island and Bretton-Meyer, an unrivalled ability to let the negotiations go in a deadlock.

It managed to get cancelled a friendly match with the Netherlands, and when that did not help, was also a WORLD cup qualifier against Sweden laid down.

Denmark was doomed as the losers of the fight, and so we were finally able to get negotiated an agreement in place.

When the tournament was played in the year, it appeared that the WORLD cup 2019 will be played without the Danish women. We know who to blame.

So you would think that someone had learned something. But no.

As a new deal for the male national team should be negotiated in the year, sent the DBU again the Bretton-Meyer, as to the ingens surprise tumbled around in the negotiations.

Öland was as a player particularly well known for his athletic lineout, which included a power jump, but as a dealer, he is so inelastic as a kageopsats.

It succeeded this time the pair have transformed a friendly match against Slovakia into a farce, where Denmark was represented by futsal players and to the bottom of the second division.

In the following match against Wales took over DBU’s presidency is the negotiations of the Bretton-Meyer, and the Island received the support from the first landsholdsanfører Simon Kjær and since William Kvist, and then came to an agreement as in the house.

By Peter Mills was employed as fodbolddirektør, and it seems like some of the most gifted, the DBU has made in recent years.

I do not tolerate several kvajede negotiations between the Bretton-Meyer and Öland.

there Are two that stand together to smash the american football, it’s them. We can talk about the chemistry between the two is of the kind that should be sent to Kommunekemi in Nyborg.

But they were together to receive the large cod, then it could be that they could find a community in the act, isn’t it? Peace in our time, isn’t it?

They deserve in each case, both the cod – but it makes the candidate in the morning søreme also.

The large torskevalg

and Mads Øland is the seventh commandment, who will be announced as the Ekstra Nytårstorsk 2018. Finance minister, Kristian Jensen, international architects Sophie Hæstorp Andersen, football player, Nicklas Bendtner, ex. director Thomas Borgen, ex. mayor Niko Grünfeld and støvlefabrikant Ilse Jacobsen is already hauled on shore, and there are three more to look forward to.

a ballot in the newspaper, so you can participate in the decision of who is the biggest cod.

here at dawn.dk see all of the nominees as they are presented, and the time will also be given the opportunity to vote here.

you’ll be pleased to have done your democratic duty. You can also win great prizes.

the forrrige candidates here:

the Year Nytårstorsk: Støvledamen

the Year nytårstorsk: Gokkeborgmesteren

the Year nytårstorsk: Danish washing and ironing

the Year nytårstorsk: Lord in chains

the Year nytårstorsk: Sundhedspladasken

the Year nytårstorsk: Smadremanden